GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then